diff --git a/.config/fish/functions/private.fish b/.config/fish/functions/private.fish
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index 0000000..70d996e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.config/fish/functions/private.fish
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+# Defined in /tmp/fish.TQ0N1c/private.fish @ line 1
+function private
+	surf -c /dev/null $argv
+end