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@@ -35,63 +35,12 @@ I will also be very excited if you try to talk to me about
 
 but will probably stop paying attention if you try to talk to me about:
 
-* Your very specific linux setup
+* Unsolicited linux opinions
 * Why software A is better than software B
 * Something I don't understand but that you don't care to explain
 
 . . .
 
-## Do you have any public projects?
-
-Hell yeah!  I maintain a couple of Discord bots that you can find on
-my GitLab, as well as a smattering of other random one-off things.  I
-also have a GitHub, although I don't use it to host projects, just to
-do pull requests.
-
-<div class="horizontal">
-
-[My GitLab](https://gitlab.com/Alch_Emi)
-
-[My GitHub](https://github.com/Alch-Emi)
-
-[My Gitea](https://fem.mint.lgbt/Emi)
-
-</div>
-
-I've also done work in professional contexts, but if you're interested in
-working with me in a professional setting, please contact me directly, and I
-will happily provide you with copies of my resume website and more detailed
-information.  You can find my contact information below.
-
-. . .
-
-## How can I get in touch with you?
-
-I'm active on Matrix under the username `@emi:the-apothecary.club`, as well as
-on Mastodon at [`@emi@www.librepunk.club`][1].  For more professional or long
-form contact, you can also reach me by email at **emi@alchemi.dev**.
-
-The cryptographically inclined can also find more cryptographic proofs for all
-of these on my [KeyOxide][2], as well as a download link for my full GPG key.
-If I receive a message encrypted to my GPG key, I will respond in kind.
-Additionally, I will not send messages signed by any key other than the one
-posted here (`ACAB BABE 77B7`) without first
-
-* Updating the WKD and website postings
-* Posting a notice signed by the old key officially deprecating it and
-  endorsing a new key
-* Posting a revocation certificate
-
-Yes, I recognize that a lot of this is unnecessary for the level of opsec
-appropriate to my situation, but I enjoy it.  Think of it like a cyberpunk
-LARP!  There is also no pressure to use any of these security measures with me,
-unless you've established that it's something you want.
-
-[1]: https://www.librepunk.club/@emi
-[2]: https://keyoxide.org/wkd/emi@alchemi.dev
-
-. . .
-
 ## Something you made is difficult for me to use
 
 Please please please tell me.  I try to make everything I do accessible, but
@@ -121,3 +70,28 @@ grant you specifically rights to use my code under a different license.
 
 If you have other concerns about this license, please first consult
 the [Hippocratic License FAQ](https://firstdonoharm.dev/)
+
+. . .
+
+## Do you have a GPG key?
+
+Yep!
+
+The cryptographically inclined can find more cryptographic proofs for all of
+these on my [KeyOxide][2], as well as a download link for my full GPG key.  If I
+receive a message encrypted to my GPG key, I will respond in kind.
+Additionally, I will not send messages signed by any key other than the one
+posted here (`ACAB BABE 77B7`) without first
+
+* Updating the WKD and website postings
+* Posting a notice signed by the old key officially deprecating it and
+  endorsing a new key
+* Posting a revocation certificate
+
+Yes, I recognize that a lot of this is unnecessary for the level of opsec
+appropriate to my situation, but I enjoy it.  Think of it like a cyberpunk
+LARP!  There is also no pressure to use any of these security measures with me,
+unless you've established that it's something you want.
+
+[1]: https://www.librepunk.club/@emi
+[2]: https://keyoxide.org/wkd/emi@alchemi.dev