88 lines
3.6 KiB
Python
88 lines
3.6 KiB
Python
import discord
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import random
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def read_token():
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with open("token.txt","r") as f:
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#bot token in token.txt
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lines = f.readlines()
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return lines[0].strip()
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token = read_token()
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client = discord.Client()
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@client.event
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async def on_member_join(member):
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for channel in member.server.channels:
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if str(channel) == "chat":
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await client.send_message(f"""Hey {member.mention}!""")
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@client.event
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async def on_message(message):
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id = client.get_guild(480263746325839873)
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#server id in parameters
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porn = ["https://nhentai.net", "https://pornhub.com", "https://xvideos.com", "https://hentaihaven.xxx"]
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inspire = ["It's your own fault for being fooled", "You're all bark and no bite", "If you're to reach great heights, you first have to surpass someone else", "Naturally, I don't do homework!", "I don't need your pity."]
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swoon = ["Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? ;p", "You're so cute I could just eat you up :3", "Has anyone told you that you have a really nice butt", "*pats your head*", "I'm here for you", "Gimme a hug"]
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#valid_users = ["Indica#6423"]
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if message.content == "S.help":
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embed = discord.Embed(title="Satania Commands", description="satania_bot help")
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embed.add_field(name="S.porn", value="Links a random porn site to add flavor to your masturbation")
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embed.add_field(name="S.inspire", value="Satania inspires you with her all-famous quotes")
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embed.add_field(name="S.chat", value="Commands for chatting with Satania")
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await message.channel.send(content=None, embed=embed)
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#if str(message.author) in valid_users and message.content == "!users":
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#await message.channel.send(f"""# of Members: {id.member_count}""")
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if message.content == "S.porn":
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await message.channel.send(random.choice(porn))
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if message.content == "S.inspire":
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await message.channel.send(random.choice(inspire))
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await message.channel.send("*satania_bot is not responsible for life failure following her advice*")
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if message.content == "S.chat":
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embed = discord.Embed(title="Chat with Satania!", description="")
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embed.add_field(name="Wholesome", value="hi/hey/hello satania\nthank you satania\ni love you satania\ncomfort me satania\ngoodnight satania")
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embed.add_field(name="Advanced", value="want to hold hands satania?\nswoon me satania")
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embed.add_field(name="NSFW", value="fuck you satania")
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await message.channel.send(content=None, embed=embed)
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if message.content == "thank you satania":
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await message.channel.send("You're welcome <3")
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if message.content == "hey satania":
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await message.channel.send("Hey cutie, how are you?")
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if message.content == "hi satania":
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await message.channel.send("Hey cutie, how are you?")
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if message.content == "hello satania":
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await message.channel.send("Hey cutie, how are you?")
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if message.content == "good":
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await message.channel.send("Glad to hear it :)")
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if message.content == "i love you satania":
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await message.channel.send("I love you too <3")
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if message.content == "comfort me satania":
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await message.channel.send("Are you okay sweetheart? Come lay on my lap.. I promise everything will be alright.")
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if message.content == "goodnight satania":
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await message.channel.send("Goodnight dear, rest well.")
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if message.content == "want to hold hands satania?":
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await message.channel.send("A-Absolutely .///.")
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if message.content == "swoon me satania":
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await message.channel.send(random.choice(swoon))
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if message.content == "fuck you satania":
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await message.channel.send("I'm sorry..")
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client.run(token) |